[x]

deviantART

 
About Me Member Fantasy Artist Ryven26/Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
Needs Premium Membership
Statistics 181 Deviations
928 Comments
13,363 Pageviews

Dear Sarah Palin

Fri Jun 12, 2009, 3:08 PM
Dear Sarah Palin,

You're a more than a bit vapid, but here are some protips if you want to keep thrusting yourself in the public eye.

-It's called an atlas. Fucking utilize it. For that matter, also use encyclopedias, dictionaries and science journals before going before a camera and embarrassing yourself, your family and your country. You wonder why other countries call our education lacking? Take a good look at yourself. You graduated college, but you really can't tell. Do some goddamn research.

-The election is over. You embarrassed the Republican candidate, and the party itself. You make yourself look bitter and frankly fucking stupid by continuing to comment on the current goings on, as if your opinion is still relevant, and as if you are actually aware of what's going on. If you weren't taken seriously during the election, what makes you think people are going to take you seriously after you've lost? Badly? Without grace?

-If you're going to be interviewed, you need to get your shit together. For fucks sake, write down your thoughts, your answers, your points of view on notecards or something. Anything's better than you stumbling over your words, using the wrong ones, and squawking back the same fucking talking points like a fucking parrot. Especially when you use the wrong answer during a question.

-Your vagina is not a clown car. Get your tubes tied, already. With how active you are in politics, you don't have time to be popping out any more babies, lest you start to neglect them.

-If you don't want comedians to take pot-shots at your family, don't parade them in front of the camera for your bullshit politics. If you make them a matter of public record, then you make them as vulnerable to comedians, the opposing party and everyone else with an opinion as you are. Your family, especially your children, are not political leverage. Leave them at home.

-If you wish to be taken seriously, you should not take "blessings" from crazed religious fanatics known for hunting "witches" in Africa. Please, please, please grow some fucking common sense.

-Stating that you know gay people does not make it alright to help strip gays of their rights. If anything, that makes you a horrible person.

I really, really, seriously, verily hate you. I think you make our gender look horrible in the ring of politics, and you prove the point of the sexists who think we shouldn't be in politics. I wish you would crawl into a hole and stop making television and radio appearances, so I could stop getting so damn mad every time I see your idiot, vapid, deer-in-the-headlights expression.

Just... go away. Please. The adults are talking.

  • Mood: Lazy
  • Listening to: Dancing with Myself - Billy Idol
  • Reading: Wolverine - Origins
  • Watching: The old X-Men cartoon
  • Playing: Freecell
  • Eating: Nothing yet
  • Drinking: Ditto

deviantID

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Spokane, Washington
  • Interests: Drawing, writing, playing music, gaming (D&D, StarWars and videogames), cooking
  • Favourite movie: Twister, Tombstone, Phantom of the Opera, Liar Liar, Oscar, Clerks, Elizabeth, Van Helsing, 300
  • Favourite band or musician: Alice in Chains, Rush, Static X , Lamb of God, Rammstein
  • Favourite genre of music: Mostly metal, non-whiney rock, techno and videogame soundtracks
  • Favourite artist: I don't have a favorite artist, I like a whole crapload.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Robert Frost, I suppose.
  • Favourite photographer: I don't have one, no dah
  • Favourite style of art: Whatever looks cool
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Sansa
  • Wallpaper of choice: Anything spiffy looking
  • Favourite game: D&D, Final Fantasy, Tetris, Armored Core, Zelda, Crystal Chronicles, Guitar Hero
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2, Gamecube, n64
  • Favourite cartoon character: Piccolosama, Twilight Suzuka, Skwisgar Squigelf and Toki Wartooth
  • Personal Quote: If Heaven is so fucking awesome, why do Christians wear seatbelts? - Doug Stanhope
  • Tools of the Trade: Color Pencils, normal pencils, gel pens, NoteWorthy Composer, B flat clarinet, big f*ing mallet

deviantART Notice

[x]

Webcam

Comments


Not a problem ^_^

--
:frail: "Adults are just obsolete children, and to hell with them."- Dr. Seuss :frail:
~It doesn't matter who you love. What matters is that you can love.~
:star::bulletgreen::star::bulletblue::star::bulletpurple::star:
Thanks for the fav! :P

--
=kokido <-Go here, his art is MOTHER****ING AWESOME
I see a Mother giving birth,
I see a CHild become a man,
I see Dunwich become a fire,
Soon Yog-Sothoth will proclaim King
I can see right through you,
But my will is to Dominate
Thank you so much for the fave!
Sorry for the late response.

--
Shauna :heart:s you.
You're very welcome ^_^

--
:frail: "Adults are just obsolete children, and to hell with them."- Dr. Seuss :frail:
~It doesn't matter who you love. What matters is that you can love.~
:star::bulletgreen::star::bulletblue::star::bulletpurple::star:
Thanks for the fav.

--
One for all and all for one, none for all and all for one.
No problem ^_^

--
:frail: "Adults are just obsolete children, and to hell with them."- Dr. Seuss :frail:
~It doesn't matter who you love. What matters is that you can love.~
:star::bulletgreen::star::bulletblue::star::bulletpurple::star:

Site Map